The Deadly Flip-Flops of Saddam Hussein 2001 ***
Back in 2001 we all believed that Iraq could wipe out the world in 4 minutes if it unleashed its much vaunted WMD's. Hans Blix (Robert Redford) looked all over the shop for them, no sign. The U.S military couldn't find em. The SAS couldn't. Where were they? Weapons inspector Buck Seivers (Tom Selleck ) can handle the truth even though it smells dodgy. The WMD are in the last place anyone would look, Saddam's Flip-Flops. Can Seivers find the foul fetid footwear before they are smuggled into Iran?
Billy Ray Cyrus in Camelot 1992 *
You could have knocked me down with a feather when I heard they had picked Billy-Ray to play the lead in this romp. Billy plays himself and during a concert in Texas during a thunderstorm his electric guitar is zapped by lightning. Some sort of time vortex is created and Billy ends up in Medievel England. He befriends King Arthur and helps him to liven up his court as well as stuffy old Merlin with the magic of line dance. The Round Table needs all the help it can get as it is soon beseiged by an army of Ewoks and Godzilla. Billy Ray saves the day and the King allows him to marry his mother as a reward. Reasonable drama.
Back in 2001 we all believed that Iraq could wipe out the world in 4 minutes if it unleashed its much vaunted WMD's. Hans Blix (Robert Redford) looked all over the shop for them, no sign. The U.S military couldn't find em. The SAS couldn't. Where were they? Weapons inspector Buck Seivers (Tom Selleck ) can handle the truth even though it smells dodgy. The WMD are in the last place anyone would look, Saddam's Flip-Flops. Can Seivers find the foul fetid footwear before they are smuggled into Iran?
Billy Ray Cyrus in Camelot 1992 *
You could have knocked me down with a feather when I heard they had picked Billy-Ray to play the lead in this romp. Billy plays himself and during a concert in Texas during a thunderstorm his electric guitar is zapped by lightning. Some sort of time vortex is created and Billy ends up in Medievel England. He befriends King Arthur and helps him to liven up his court as well as stuffy old Merlin with the magic of line dance. The Round Table needs all the help it can get as it is soon beseiged by an army of Ewoks and Godzilla. Billy Ray saves the day and the King allows him to marry his mother as a reward. Reasonable drama.
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