The Man With a Massive Head 1984 **
This was Brad Pitt's first film and one he would like to forget.  Me too.  Anyhow, imagine that when you eat lots, the weight does not got to your gut, hips or thighs.  It goes to your head.  a skinny body but you have a massive fat head.  Waldo Esperanto (Pitt) has a 400 kilogram head.  He is laughed at by cruel children and his wife leaves him when she can no longer see his eyes.  Tina Shimonsky (Raquel Welch) sees beyond the flabby face and pops round every few days with pizza and a dvd.

Giant Beaver Attack!  1975 ***
How big?  "Just how big can a beaver be?"  asked the movie posters at the time of release.  Big enough to swallow a  man whole is the answer.  Sleepy Logfalls Creek is shaken by a number of strange disapearances.  The local Sherrif (Burt Reynolds) is non-plussed and takes to the woods with his posse.  One by one they are picked off by the huge  creature.  This was a surprise hit in 75 but Reynolds turned down over 1,000 U.S dollars to appear in a sequel about an even bigger beaver.



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