Moonclub 2012 *
Micheal Jacksons image has been digitally remastered so that he play the lead in this movie about his dream - a nightclub on the moon. With flying monkeys as waiters and a low gravity dancefloor it was the club to blow your mind. The entrance fee was $20, 0000 a shot and you can imagine the taxi fare home. Jackson went bankrupt before he could realise his dream but thanks to the magic of cinema we can see what his warped mind envisaged. Could it have worked? "No" said Proffessor Stephen Hawkins. " The low gravity would stop the alcohol from sinking to the liver, preventing them from getting drunk. It would be too boring for the likes of Colin Farrel to be in a nightclub sober as a judge. A childrens softplay area would be more appropriate" said Hawkins."
Micheal Jacksons image has been digitally remastered so that he play the lead in this movie about his dream - a nightclub on the moon. With flying monkeys as waiters and a low gravity dancefloor it was the club to blow your mind. The entrance fee was $20, 0000 a shot and you can imagine the taxi fare home. Jackson went bankrupt before he could realise his dream but thanks to the magic of cinema we can see what his warped mind envisaged. Could it have worked? "No" said Proffessor Stephen Hawkins. " The low gravity would stop the alcohol from sinking to the liver, preventing them from getting drunk. It would be too boring for the likes of Colin Farrel to be in a nightclub sober as a judge. A childrens softplay area would be more appropriate" said Hawkins."
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