The Apprentice the Movie 2012 *
Much like the TV series, a bunch of dweebs are made to prat about performing ridiculous tasks which bear no resemblance to the real world of business and no more demonstrates their ability to run a large company than this website demonstrates my cooking ability. Sugar ponces about like one of the Krays skinny cousins scaring the hopefulls with his polished diction. Shut your mouf Sugar! We aint buying your movie right! I once took a couple of 6 month old burnt out lawmowers back to Asda and got my money back. That's business acumen you mouthy sod. A real stinker of a film and not worth the £2.50 cinema entrance fee (or whatever it costs these days).
Giant Rats with Baskets for Eyes 1971 *****
"Watch this with the lights off and in 5.1 surround sound and you mess your pants big time!" Said Total Film Critic. Well I did and I was not dissapointed. David Soul plays the heart-throb/hero in this mesmerising miracle of a movie. You will never watch anything scarier than a bunch of giant rats coming at you with their soul-less basket eyes. Soul shaved off his trademark golden locks to play the lead but he still wins the hearts of the ladies as he warbles out a couple of hits whilst saving the town from destruction.
Don't Kill Me I'm Dead 1999 **
You probably never thought you would see Simon le Bon and Norman Wisdom in a romantic comedy about two washed up old has-beens trying to make out with the same girl. Thankfully, you never will as the last 5 copies were incinerated in shed fire. I spoke to somone once who had seen it and he said it was rubbish.
Big Accident 1975 **
In the seventies you could knock out a blockbuster movie for a few grand. As a result there were loads of disaster movies about all manner of mishaps and they contained boatloads of box office A listers. ' Big accident' was the daddy of all disaster movies and had no less than 57 big names. John Wayne, Bob Hope, Norman Bates, they all acted their hearts out for top billing. Robert Mitchum plays bigwig builder Mitch Mclusky. He does not take no for an answer and the only thing he respects is the mighty dollar. He has built the tallest block of flats ever built. In the race to cut custs he has omitted fire escapes from the design. "It is inflammable" he spouts to the waiting press. The words come back to haunt him though, as it is the seventies and 89% of people smoke. A lit butt is carelessly discarded and New Yorks elite have to devise their own means of escape.
Much like the TV series, a bunch of dweebs are made to prat about performing ridiculous tasks which bear no resemblance to the real world of business and no more demonstrates their ability to run a large company than this website demonstrates my cooking ability. Sugar ponces about like one of the Krays skinny cousins scaring the hopefulls with his polished diction. Shut your mouf Sugar! We aint buying your movie right! I once took a couple of 6 month old burnt out lawmowers back to Asda and got my money back. That's business acumen you mouthy sod. A real stinker of a film and not worth the £2.50 cinema entrance fee (or whatever it costs these days).
Giant Rats with Baskets for Eyes 1971 *****
"Watch this with the lights off and in 5.1 surround sound and you mess your pants big time!" Said Total Film Critic. Well I did and I was not dissapointed. David Soul plays the heart-throb/hero in this mesmerising miracle of a movie. You will never watch anything scarier than a bunch of giant rats coming at you with their soul-less basket eyes. Soul shaved off his trademark golden locks to play the lead but he still wins the hearts of the ladies as he warbles out a couple of hits whilst saving the town from destruction.
Don't Kill Me I'm Dead 1999 **
You probably never thought you would see Simon le Bon and Norman Wisdom in a romantic comedy about two washed up old has-beens trying to make out with the same girl. Thankfully, you never will as the last 5 copies were incinerated in shed fire. I spoke to somone once who had seen it and he said it was rubbish.
Big Accident 1975 **
In the seventies you could knock out a blockbuster movie for a few grand. As a result there were loads of disaster movies about all manner of mishaps and they contained boatloads of box office A listers. ' Big accident' was the daddy of all disaster movies and had no less than 57 big names. John Wayne, Bob Hope, Norman Bates, they all acted their hearts out for top billing. Robert Mitchum plays bigwig builder Mitch Mclusky. He does not take no for an answer and the only thing he respects is the mighty dollar. He has built the tallest block of flats ever built. In the race to cut custs he has omitted fire escapes from the design. "It is inflammable" he spouts to the waiting press. The words come back to haunt him though, as it is the seventies and 89% of people smoke. A lit butt is carelessly discarded and New Yorks elite have to devise their own means of escape.
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