The Hairy Mole of Doom 2012 *
Cher Lloyd and an ageing Madonna team up to fight an army of moles in this swashbuckling swathe of sexual superlatives. Lloyd brings her usual brand of teen 'swagger' and Madonna uses her bony arms to good effect. The star of the movie is unquestionably the Hairy Mole. Madge's Gillette Venus has no effect on the Beast although I could not bear to watch as she sprayed it with Lynx deoderant. Good movie for a Satrurday night in with the wife.
We Kidnapped Yo Momma 2007 *
Eddie Murphy puts on a multitude of latex outfits to play all 52 characters in this laughter free zone. It's a long time since Murphy made us laugh and judging by this performance we are going to wait a lot longer. "Did you just do a ass fart?" the kidnapper (Murphy) asks Mike's (Murphy) Momma (Murphy). "No that was you" says the talking dog (Murphy). "So bored my arse fell off" said TV Metacritic of the London Standard. I second that emotion.
Cher Lloyd and an ageing Madonna team up to fight an army of moles in this swashbuckling swathe of sexual superlatives. Lloyd brings her usual brand of teen 'swagger' and Madonna uses her bony arms to good effect. The star of the movie is unquestionably the Hairy Mole. Madge's Gillette Venus has no effect on the Beast although I could not bear to watch as she sprayed it with Lynx deoderant. Good movie for a Satrurday night in with the wife.
We Kidnapped Yo Momma 2007 *
Eddie Murphy puts on a multitude of latex outfits to play all 52 characters in this laughter free zone. It's a long time since Murphy made us laugh and judging by this performance we are going to wait a lot longer. "Did you just do a ass fart?" the kidnapper (Murphy) asks Mike's (Murphy) Momma (Murphy). "No that was you" says the talking dog (Murphy). "So bored my arse fell off" said TV Metacritic of the London Standard. I second that emotion.
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